5.Aging Spinsters
You can have a fall
And winter of your own
Staying warm inside
Your Victorian home
But when the city's so hot
The windows burst into flames
When the Jesus freaks
Collapse with the weight of their claims
Marry young, Diana
I don't want to see you old and alone
It's no fun, Diana, I don't want to see you
Rot in the home for aging spinsters
You should fins someone
As loyal as a dog
Who will still love you
When you look like a frog
Someone to rock you chair
And bring you pink lemonade
Someone to peel your grape
At 100 in the shade
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